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As an Aussie living in the United States, I find myself regularly confronted by Americans with the same common myths about Australia. Certainly, there are folks that say, “G’day mate,” eat vegemite, wear short shorts and subscribe to a carefree motto of “no worries,” as they bask in the glorious sunshine. But, the vast majority of these stereotypes which have evidently been influenced by pop culture, are simply incorrect. Here are the most common, yet convincing, misconceptions Americans have about the land down under.

1. Australia is the most dangerous place on earth courtesy of its “killer wildlife.”

It is true that Australia is notorious for its dangerous animals like sharks, snakes and spiders, which frightens tourists away and certainly makes for great, sensationalist stories. But all things considered, the dangers of Australian wildlife are grossly exaggerated. The only time a person is likely to encounter one of these mean creatures is out bushwalking or swimming outside of flagged beached areas. Furthermore, snakes prefer ‘flight to fight’ and are likely to recoil at the first detection of human movement. As for sharks, the chances of being killed are 1 in 292,525 with an average of one shark attack per year. In fact, overall wildlife attacks account for only five deaths per year in Australia. To put that in perspective, 300 people die from drowning in Australia every year.

2. Australians drink Fosters and consume a lot of beer.

Contrary to the popular commercial for Fosters beer on American T.V. baring the slogan: “Fosters, Australian for beer,” Fosters is rarely consumed in Oz and largely unpopular compared with most other beers. The advertisements imply the beverage is quintessentially Australian when actually it is owned by British brewing group SAB Miller and manufactured in Europe. Moreover, while binge drinking does occur among our young ******, compared with other countries, Australia is actually ranked 44th on the global alcohol consumption ladder, with American not too far behind. Australia also has an extensive wine culture, home to some of the most prestigious wineries around the world.

3. Australia has a Bill of Rights and a pristine human rights record.

Unlike most other liberal democracies, Australia does not have a Bill of Rightsin a single document protecting human rights. Instead, a limited number of civil liberty protections are found in the Constitution (including the right to trial by jury and the right to freedom of religion) as well as protection in legislation and common law. What’s more, our human rights record is far from perfect. Just ask the thousands of refugees and asylum seekers arbitrarily subject to mandatory immigration detention, some held indefinitely, in prison-like conditions without any right to due process. Dubbed as a flagrant disregard for human rights, Australia has been found guilty of 150 international law violations over refugee detentions. Our treatment of indigenous Australians isn’t much better. The Australian government only issued an official apology in 2008 for the past wrongs that the government inflicted upon the indigenous Aboriginal population, particularly the “Stolen Generations” comprising of thousands of ******** forcibly removed from their families from 1907-1970. Today, our prison rate is a national shame with 97 percent of prison populations in the Northern Territory comprising of indigenous juveniles.

4. A koala is a bear and kangaroos literally roam the streets.

One of the greatest misconceptions about Oz is when people refer to koalas as koala bears. While a koala may look like a bear, it is in fact a marsupial mammal and related to kangaroos and wombats. So how did this fable begin? When European settlers set foot in Australia, they thought koalas looked like cute bears so they labeled them accordingly. As for kangaroos, they most certainly do not wander city sidewalks in Australia, nor save people’s lives or guide them through the bush to safety, as portrayed in the popular 1960s television show Skippy. In fact, the recent worldwide news of a kangaroo entering the Melbourne Airport chemist only went viral because such an occurrence is so unusual. In reality, the only place a tourist is likely to run into a kangaroo is at the zoo or in a trek across the desert.

5. Australians live in the outback

Thanks to Hollywood blockbusters like the movie Australia, most Americans think Aussies live in the arid wasteland and are rugged bushmen who hunt crocodiles and argue over the size of a knife. That’s not a knife!However, the majority of Aussies are actually urban dwellers. Despite the fact that the “outback” spans over a million square miles, 90 percent of the population lives on the coastline. Over half of Australia’s 23 million population live in the <a href="https://en.wiki

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***** Sharon, don't worry, I won't try a stupid accent.

Although I've never been Australia, I've heard a few things about the country. While I do agree with you that pop culture greatly affects how a nation may feel about another, not everyone in that nation is so gullible as to believe the pop culture.

For example: I live in the American South, to be more accurate, the Deep South. I also consider myself a Southerner and a Southern Belle. Having said that, I don't fit the stereotype of a Southerner. For example: I'm an Atheist, I have a pretty extensive education, and I don't have an accent. No, really, I don't. To be honest, I can't stand hearing the Southern accent.

However, I do shoot, I do own multiple firearms, and I do carry one. So, there is some credence to those stereotypes.
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I want to eat a koala. I've eaten six hundred types of animals, but never a koala or a kangaroo. I bet it tastes like chicken.
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I definitely am guilty of number one, although I heard someone from down there say this wasn't just a rumor, that it was real. So I don't know. And I'm surprised about number two, because I heard the beer drinking thing was the Irish stereotype.
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I always say Fair Dinkum LOL
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I find they also extremely overestimate the amount of times "g'day" is used.
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I didn't think so. Easy to copy and paste.
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Yeah, I figured that out.
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I didn't write it
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Oh. It was the opening sentence that threw me off - "As an Aussie living in the United States,"

Never mind.
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I don't live in America...
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Thanks for the update.

A question though - " Whether Australia really is a discriminating country cannot be ******** objectively". I'll bet those being discriminated against have a different view.

So, you now reside in America. Is there something in your opinion that is most surprising or most difficult to get used to being here?
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I like most Australians I have met
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Why is that???
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You don't want to f*uck her and if you ate her, she'd be stringy and tough.
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You can't eat koala, they are protected f me, I've had enough of your stupid comments
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You're welcome hon.

I'm okay. But I did spew on someone today LOL. I felt really sick though.
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But Sharon lives there so it can't be that bad.
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Haha, thanks, rosemary!! How are you?
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Hehe. That's cute: "...sharing...Sharon."

Nice rhyme hon.
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Very interesting, thanks for sharing, Sharon.
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A southerner that pretends the south is generally uneducated, real nice.
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Awww, I'm glad to hear that hon. :)

Oh you would--hmm, this is a good time of year: it's a bit cooler. If you want to be accepted quickly there are two ways. One: do you carry a piece? If not, then, two: can you make fried chicken and sweet tea? Do either of those, and you'll fit right in. :)
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Thanks you made me smile :-) I'd love to see the South
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***** Sharon, don't worry, I won't try a stupid accent.

Although I've never been Australia, I've heard a few things about the country. While I do agree with you that pop culture greatly affects how a nation may feel about another, not everyone in that nation is so gullible as to believe the pop culture.

For example: I live in the American South, to be more accurate, the Deep South. I also consider myself a Southerner and a Southern Belle. Having said that, I don't fit the stereotype of a Southerner. For example: I'm an Atheist, I have a pretty extensive education, and I don't have an accent. No, really, I don't. To be honest, I can't stand hearing the Southern accent.

However, I do shoot, I do own multiple firearms, and I do carry one. So, there is some credence to those stereotypes.
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I've always thought that if the U.S. was taken over by one party or religion I'd like to move to Australia, now I'm convinced. I'm also too old ... well, that's life.
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Australia's low water level has nothing to do with how toilets flush. The Coriolis force has no affect on toilets (or any body of water that drains), so they spin the same around the world. The spin less flush has to do with the amount of water in the toilet and the toilet's design.
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Yes we do...
australian greens
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Prove America has extreme right-wing parties. From what I've seen and heard the U.S. has gotten more liberal. And I hope Australia doesn't have any extreme left-wing political parties.
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Very interesting, mate!
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Thanks mate
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We love a coldy
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