Are you Ready, if Jesus comes back this Year?

Question

Are you ready for Jesus' return? Did you accept Him as your Lord and Saviror?
Did you express your sins, to Him? Did you right your wrongs with people you
may have hurt? Have you been baptised in water, by a man of ***? Are you
Ready?

Answer 1

Fictional characters can't "return" except in sequels....

Confessing sins to a fictional character is not useful - and since the scripture says only *** can forgive sins (no intercessory figures needed), Jesus is out of a job.

Making amends to others is always a good idea, and that's what *** requires in the Jewish scripture to remit sins - but since this is between two flesh and blood people, Jesus remains out of work

Baptism is not required in the Jewish scripture - it's a later invention - so once again, Jesus is out of a job....

So, am I ready for the advent of a unemployed carpenter? Yes... yes I am.... because I have some work that needs to be done on my garage

Answer 2

Mormons.

Answer 3

I believe in it and all...But I just don't think he'll be coming as soon as this year!

Answer 4

where?

Answer 5

Don't all religions require the destruction of the world? Christianity throws the job to the Devil (with Jesus finishing off what's left), Islam requires mortal Moslems to do it.... Judaism goes soft on the issue with the world getting a reboot and upgrade... but all require the *** of the world

Answer 6

So you have no proof of your claim. Got it.
Thank you, good bye.

Answer 7

I didn't say it was out of line. I'm not asking for data. I know which groups in the evangelical movement are sketchy. I also know The LDS/Mormons are much worse and scarier. We have this thing called the internet and all the data is there for us to find ourselves. I know what the LDS teaches and what they do. They are dangerous as all ****. I also know that Family International is dangerous as all ****. The truth is a few keystrokes away.

Answer 8

LOL! You are claiming Mormons (a generalization with which you are OK) are actively striving for the destruction of the world. You give no proof of your claim, only pointing to the doctrine, which I have and do read. You then claim my statement that Evangelicals are more dangerous than Mormons (a generalization with which you are not OK) is out of line. I can back mine with data, you have not proven this to be the case for your claim.

Answer 9

LDS does teach that and it's a tenant of there teachings..
You know not all evangelicals are the same or even remotely so.
Are you basing it all on this one cult or something.
Just for the record I am not an evangelical or even a Christian.

Answer 10

I have and DO read the LDS doctrine including the Book of Mormon. There is NOTHING in there to support your statement.
As to the Family, if you are referring to the Washington based group, THEY are Evangelicals anf YES they are VERY dangerous. I read a book on that organization 5 years ago.

Answer 11

Just look up LDS doctrine and teaching... Then look up " The Family International". You'll see how incredibly dangerous these two cults are.

Answer 12

Example.

Answer 13

No way... Mormons are the ones who believe it's their calling to advance it. They believe the sooner the better and that they should try and speed it up.
Mormonism is by far the most dangerous of the bunch. The LDS church straight up stages attacks on people. "The Family" is a close second.

Answer 14

Not just. In fact Evangelicals are far more dangerous.

Answer 15

here is were i worry that the world will be in trouble....... some religious 'pleebls' who are willing to destroy world in order to fulfill their religious fantasy

Answer 16

if we were really ready, we'd be livin like jesus said to, so, no, I must rely upon his unending renewed mercy...

Answer 17

I'AM READY TO GO.

Answer 18

Sometimes I get selfish and beg Him to come and get me right now. But I know He has his own schedule and there are people who will come to repentance before he does return, maybe even from seeds that I planted for my Master.

Answer 19

Im watching The Omen

Answer 20

I am 100% certain that there are no **** and that this life is the only life we will ever have, so I'm focusing on making the most of it.

Answer 21

What makes YOU the judge of who is following Jesus?

Answer 22

I did not say what percentage would go to Heaven. Only *** knows that. I only meant that maybe 3% of Christians follow Jesus' teachings quite closely.

Answer 23

How arrogant is it to ****** you know the percentage going to a heaven you can not even be sure exists.

Answer 24

very few Christians are truly ready for Jesus to return, perhaps 3% of all Christians? Maybe Lent is indeed the appropriate time to turn away from our sins and follow the Gospel?

Answer 25

Fictional characters can't "return" except in sequels....

Confessing sins to a fictional character is not useful - and since the scripture says only *** can forgive sins (no intercessory figures needed), Jesus is out of a job.

Making amends to others is always a good idea, and that's what *** requires in the Jewish scripture to remit sins - but since this is between two flesh and blood people, Jesus remains out of work

Baptism is not required in the Jewish scripture - it's a later invention - so once again, Jesus is out of a job....

So, am I ready for the advent of a unemployed carpenter? Yes... yes I am.... because I have some work that needs to be done on my garage

Answer 26

******** was just here, so i expect it will be a few years before he retuns again. But even ******** is no longer out to destroy the world, rather after the first few attempts ******** is always fighting off space invaders or other ancient monsters. Of course there is a lot of collateral damage to various cities but we humans always survive and rebuild.



Now for the xtians that declare their belif in the rapture thing, I have yet to see one of them purchase rapture insurance for their poor pets that would be left behind to starve to death.

Answer 27

I think that if Jesus came back, he would kick some serious asterisk of people calling themselves christians.

Answer 28

ugh

Answer 29

I am ready to lead my life to the best of my ability, to enjoy my friends and family and to treat every day as the gift that it is.

We have only one chance at life. Make the most of it.

Answer 30

yes