Question

A petit female (<110 pounds) at my work walked behind me making incredibly loud noise with her shoes. I (being twice her weight) make no noise when I walk. Do YOU walk quietly?

Answer 1

I was a ninja before it was fashionable.
Both my mother and my wife have complained that I move too quietly and *** up startling them.
My mother even suggested I wear a bell.

Answer 2

If I'm wearing heels or flip flops, this is true... However if I'm wearing sneakers, I tend to be very quiet. My husband, however, is always very loud. He has flat feet and I made sure he got a first floor apartment when we were engaged because I worry about disturbing neighbors. I don't worry at all now that we own our own house.

Answer 3

My 300 pound brother always says that about me. I don't TRY to walk quietly. I want ya to know I'm there.

Answer 4

my older sister did that too. she was 4ft 11 inches and weighed 100 lbs and sounded like an elephant was walking around the house.LOL

Answer 5

I was a ninja before it was fashionable.
Both my mother and my wife have complained that I move too quietly and *** up startling them.
My mother even suggested I wear a bell.

Answer 6

There is an unprepossessing ********** by many a modern woman that impersonating male behaviour somehow makes her equal. That said, the problem is undoubtedly cheap footwear. I had the sheer unmitigated delight of telling my Member of Parliament once that I wouldn't trust anyone as far as I could throw a grand piano when they dressed in factory-made shoes. He was a traditional Tory toff and took it very personally - which, of course, I had intended.

Answer 7

I pressed the wrong ****** ,I walk very quietly!Walk behind her and make a very sudden loud noise,your problems will be over,or if that doesn't work challenge her a round of Greco-Roman wrestling at a local gym.

Answer 8

Not necessarily. It is **** to be quiet in heels.

Answer 9

Nope, some people just shuffle their feet or drag their feet when they walk.

Answer 10

A lot of it depends on the shoes.

Answer 11

It is some kind of extreme mental illness.

Answer 12

Smaller people seem to be heavy walkers. I lived with this girl one time and she would stomp around like the floor was going to cave in. You were hear her coming down the hall barefoot with loud thumps.

Answer 13

Sorry about your OCD condition.

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Answer 14

My Daddy was a hunter and taught me to walk quietly and I always have. I won't wear shoes that are loud. It's irritating.

Answer 15

Quiet as a cat.

Answer 16

You're a ninja carebear?

Answer 17

Answer 18

I've got these new leather shoes that sound like someone farting every time I take a step. Impossible to sneak up on anyone.

But some people don't bend their ankles when they walk and land on their whole foot rather than their toes. This is why they sound like Clydesdales.

Answer 19

I"ve spent much of my life in the woods - it's second nature to me.

Answer 20

Depends if I am wearing heels or not.

Answer 21

Not true, it is how they are taught to walk. Some family think that dragging your feet and shuffling is acceptable. My family always considered it extremely rude.

Answer 22

Haha this made me laugh, I was always getting in trouble at work for making to much notice in my platform shoes lol I was tiny lol