Fictional characters can't "return" except in sequels....
Confessing sins to a fictional character is not useful - and since the scripture says only *** can forgive sins (no intercessory figures needed), Jesus is out of a job.
Making amends to others is always a good idea, and that's what *** requires in the Jewish scripture to remit sins - but since this is between two flesh and blood people, Jesus remains out of work
Baptism is not required in the Jewish scripture - it's a later invention - so once again, Jesus is out of a job....
So, am I ready for the advent of a unemployed carpenter? Yes... yes I am.... because I have some work that needs to be done on my garage