ATHEISTS

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THIS IS FABULOUS!!!

It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework **********, to 'explain ***.' I wonder if any of us could have done as well?
[ .. And he had such an **********, in California , and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! ... ]


EXPLANATION OF ***:
'One of ***'s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.'


'***'s second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. *** doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.'


'*** sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.'


'Atheists are people who don't believe in ***. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'

'Jesus is ***'s Son. He used to do all the **** work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about ***. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and *** said O.K.'


'His dad (***) appreciated everything that he had done and all his **** work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for *** to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother ***. Like a secretary, only more important.'


'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.'

'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes *** happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's ***!


Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.'


'If you don't believe in ***, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but *** can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.'


'But...you shouldn't just always think of what *** can do for you. I figure *** put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases...


And...that's why I believe in ***.'




(If you believe in ***, please pass this on, and may *** bless you too.)

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you!

Answer 1

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Answer 3

Wrong, so much wrong in one paragraph. I don't see why it's so **** for the religious, specifically Christians to get this.(Not all of you, some of you have a brain.)

They identified as Atheist. They were not promoting an Atheist Agenda. That's like saying seeing every tall person is guilty of a crime they had nothing to do with simply because they are of that height.

Answer 4

Stalin and Mao simply created the Stalin and Mao religions - that's not atheism, it's Stalinism and Maoism; pretty much just more religion.

Religion poisons everything.

Answer 5

You cant get some people to believe Reality.. they have to have a scapegoat..

Answer 6

Why do you people bring up that crap.. all of those people had a religious beginning,, better check their history.. they did not do what they did in the name of Atheism,, they did it for power. Nothing more..

And the USA was not founded on Christian principles... why do you people want to attempt rewriting history...****

Answer 7

Just for fun for all the ATHEISTS ON HERE. peace out .

"As a former medical person and mental health therapist, have read a great deal about near death experiences where a person who has been declared clinically dead and some wake up in the morgue but come back. An emergency room doctor collected such experiences and the only one I remember was his interview of a complete atheist who had cardiac arrest and had been declared dead, but she did revive. Her experience when in that state of limbo she recounted was terrifying, as when she passed she immediately felt the presence of the divine but was suddenly being pulled away from that wonderful presence and as she recounted was moving into some foreboding awful darkness that filled her with fear. She did survive to relate this story and was never an atheist again!"
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Answer 8

Link please.

Answer 9

Weird the things the brain does, huh?

Answer 10

Just for fun for YOU ON HERE. peace out

You do know what 'Spamming is'....right?

Answer 11

Answer 12

I'll bet he got suspended for his effort.

Answer 13

Sadly, it sounds like that *****'s religious indoctrination is almost complete.

Answer 14

You either support Christians and our nation, or be beheaded by ISLAM and forced to join them! Unless you already are muslim.

Answer 15

You must submit to Christianity to be apart of the nation? That's new!

Answer 16

I know, right? I wonder what color the sky is on the planet she's from?

Answer 17

That has to be one of the stupidest, most bullsh*t-laden comments I've ever read. I'll continue to support my nation as I always have, but you fanatical Christian idiots are on your own.

Answer 18

I've seen this before- years ago. The writing is too carefully constructed. I call b.s. on this one.

Answer 19

'Atheists are people who don't believe in ***. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'
I just love this part. It is so funny.

Answer 20

"The greatest mass murdering leaders of all time were admitted atheists. Joseph Stalin of the old USSR, who oversaw the murder of 51 innocent people (more of less) and Chairman Mao of Communist China, who was responsible for an additional 58 million. These two made Hitler like an amateur, a guy who THOUGHT he was a ***.
So, to answer the question... a country founded on Judeo-Christian morals and ethics sounds good to me."

Answer 21

Stepped away from keyboard & and forgot what this question was about.

I SERIOUSLY like the kids essay.

Answer 22

Well, it's clear that that was written by an 8-year-old.

Answer 23

What? Is there a question here?

Answer 24

Real or not I liked it. This is my favorite part, "'If you don't believe in ***, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but *** can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids."

As a Catholic ***** I often thought about *** being with me and it was comforting.

Now it seems like a reminder of how alone we really are in the world, as I no longer believe *** is there. I think as a ***** is was a coping mechanism for loneliness and fear.

Answer 25

So why is this addressed to Atheists??? ******** can be "spoon fed" anything and believe it...even the kids being born into ISIL.

Like Santa Clause...sooner or latter they figure out their parents lied to them

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Answer 28

Good stuff. "Jesus said the only people who pray in public are hypocrites to which America said, "Rubish".

Answer 29

Might as well of been writing about why he thinks Zeus is real for all of the evidence available...

********* indoctrination into their parents' mythology system. I used to think it's ok but, not so much these days.

Answer 30

If it is real, someone did a good job of brainwashing that kid..

Answer 31

I don't like hoaxes presented as real life happenings.

Answer 32

Very beautiful. If only we could all see like a ***** again.

Answer 33

Unless you become as little ********...

Answer 34

amazing how some kids are smarter than grown-ups.

Answer 35

Out of the mouths of babes will flow the theology of the believers.

It's cute and no more.

Answer 36

******** are Parrots..They believe and repeat what ever ****** tell them...

Answer 37

yes I enjoyed this very much

Answer 38

What is NOT to like? lol Good post, SOMETHING,,,,POSITIVE. I appreciate your post.
And a ***** shall lead them..

Answer 39

Just for fun for all the ATHEISTS ON HERE. peace out .

"As a former medical person and mental health therapist, have read a great deal about near death experiences where a person who has been declared clinically dead and some wake up in the morgue but come back. An emergency room doctor collected such experiences and the only one I remember was his interview of a complete atheist who had cardiac arrest and had been declared dead, but she did revive. Her experience when in that state of limbo she recounted was terrifying, as when she passed she immediately felt the presence of the divine but was suddenly being pulled away from that wonderful presence and as she recounted was moving into some foreboding awful darkness that filled her with fear. She did survive to relate this story and was never an atheist again!"

Answer 40

No one knows what chemicals are released when a persons brain and body are dying...These "accounts" have been told and retold over and over and also disproved over and over...

Answer 41

*** bless this little boy.